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The following golf jokes are a select choice from our archives. We are busy updating many parts of this database so the jokes are coming a little slow. Please bookmark this site and check back often as we want to be your source for great golf jokes and golf stories. Happy golfing and go out and get those birdies.

Beginner Golf
A retiree was given a set of golf clubs by his co-workers. Thinking he'd try the game, he asked the local pro for lessons, explaining that he knew nothing whatever of the game.The pro showed...
Cell Phone in the Club House
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen...
Thirsty
Three old guys are out playing golf.
First one says, "Windy, isn't it?"...