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Billy Graham

The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course.

Hank Aaron Funny Golf Quote

It took me seventeen years to get three thousand hits in baseball. I did it in one afternoon on the golf course.

Arnold Palmer

I have a tip that can take 5 strokes off anyone's golf game. It's called an eraser.

Dean Martin Golf Quote

If you drink don't drive. Don't even putt.

Gerald Ford

I know I'm getting better at golf because I'm hitting fewer spectators.

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